I Love Vanilla Dessert -- Post #2

I love, love, love plain vanilla pound cake. No frosting. No matter what you may think, I can say with absolute certainty that Sara Lee "All Butter Pound Cake" is one of the most amazing pound cakes you will experience. I have sampled poundies in various countries, several NYC and Boston bakeries and the homemade "version"....none of them compare to Sara. The moist and buttery loaf melts in your mouth like no other.

Find it in your local grocery frozen section, throw that baby in the microwave and experience the beauty. You will not be disappointed. My mouth is watering. 

Will your lay-off affect your diet?

The answer is yes. I speak from experience...

After being laid off last spring I immediately began to crave certain foods and detest others. Foods that reminded me of work were banished from my daily routine and items that used to nauseate me became increasingly desirable. 

Pickles are my favorite "ALO" (after lay-off) snack. I used to find them bitter and too garlicky for everyday consumption. Now, I dream about them. I have eaten whole jars in one sitting. I am not bitter myself (I SWEAR I'M NOT), but I have a newfound deep appreciation for the flavor. Sadly, I have not been able to enjoy pistachios and raisin/nut mixes as these were my go-to afternoon snacks at the office. 

Ps. I thought I was pregnant when I first got laid off as I figured that was the only way my eating habits could possibly change

Pps. I quickly realized said Ps. was impossible as I don't have sex

Ppss. I also JUST realized said Pps. will be discovered when I am a big politician and some idiot pundit will reblog about me being an inappropriate food blogger who finds ways to incorporate lack of sex life into eating life

What are your ALO snacks?? 

Consumption In Transit

I know that I am not the only person who has food anxiety when in transit. Be it on a bus, plane, blimp (in my dreams) or poorly driven uhaul, I have a lingering fear that I won't have access to food, and if I do, it could go very wrong. Take for instance the time I decided to eat left-over chinese food (I know, what the hell was I thinking) on a bus trip between NYC and DC and ended up throwing up in the vehicle's restroom. If you have ever stepped foot into a bus restroom you are aware of the long term trauma that one will have to deal with after having their mouth anywhere near a greyhound toilet.

Due to my fears and life experience, I generally like to bring certain easily digestible snacks with me or make sure I will have access to them at some point in my journey. My favorites are cheezits and diet pepsi (always consumed simultaneously as their chemical backgrounds compliment one another nicely), turkey jerky, and any and all types of haribo gummies (the beauty of these candies will be discussed in the future).

Oh! Also on a recent trip to London, my tripmate stumbled up Marks and Spencer's gummy pigs...we proceeded to consume several bags on our flight home and on top of being exceptionally delicious and stomach-friendly, I am 78% sure that they bring about a new kind of sugar high causing you to hallucinate.

I Love Vanilla Dessert -- Post #1

I hate the taste of chocolate and always have. I am a vanilla-lover.

This will be my first post in a series dedicated to the love of VANILLA-ONLY dessert options. 

Plain vanilla pancakes with a large scoop of full fat vanilla ice-cream. Heaven!!

Fashion Spends the Night Out- Ami Spends the Night in a Box of Bread Pudding

I lasted through all of 2 stores during Fashion's Night Out.  The Marni store had no snacks so we departed and moved onto Marc Jacobs. They had BIG bowls of nuts, chips, and all kinds of model-unfriendly foods.  However, these delicacies were sitting right in the middle of 4 couches filled with celebrities. Josh Hartnett, Helena Christiansen, someone else who looked important. When Amy Cloud ventured in for some cashews, she said: " I felt like I was invading the cool kids' table. 'No, guys, I'm not trying to sit with you- I just love nuts!'" 

Not worth it. Went to Whole Foods to raid the dessert bar.  Mostly just the dregs of greasy delicacies like bread pudding, chocolate cake, and peach cobbler.  There was a model with a tiny dixie cup sampling everything, btw. At one point she filled it with chocolate sauce and DRANK it. 

Egads, woman. 

Anyway, all's well that ends in licking the bread pudding out of a recycle-able container. 

I Love you, Cheese Quesadilla

It's pretty easy to figure out if I like you and want you as a friend. It has little to do with my interest in spending time with you, or the amount of times I smile at you or even whether or not I request to be your bbm-facebook-twitter-friend-follower. You can feel secure in the idea that you are "Liz Stahl's friend" when I assign you a food nickname. Depending on my mood and the mgs of adderall I have ingested in the hours leading up to your nickname ascription, it could end up being uncomfortably simple ("bread") or something with a few more bells and whistles (saffron-infused sausage pie). When I was a camp counselor, I was pulled aside by a fellow staffer who accused me of having a secretive eating disorder. She explained that even though she did witness me regularly consuming food, the fact that I nicknamed my favorite campers "caper" and "worcestershire sauce" signified an unhealthy relationship with food and urged me to seek some help. I told her to go fuck herself.

Past boyfriends have objected, friends have looked around uncomfortably when I have referred to them by their given name publicly, but I can't stop. It just feels so right. So, hello my little chicken dumpling, OMG do I love you.

Stuck at Work but wanting sushi

I feel that this photograph accurately depicts how i feel about being in my office and late for my dinner at Gen, the bestest sushi restaurant this side of the... um.... body of water. FEED ME!!!!!!!

Yummy Beach!

For as long as I can remember I have stared at beach sand and marveled at how much it resembles the inside of a banana bread loaf. As a child, when all of the other kids made sand castles and moats, I fantasized about bringing a loaf pan to the beach, filling it up and fooling people into eating it. 

Lenny's Mega Salad--- The Dinner of Closet Overeaters

One of the many things I have grown to love as a "healthy adult" are salads. "Salads".

As a child I always frowned upon the idea of going near one, as they represented a shmooshie moosh of veges, and left you with the same hunger pangs you had before consuming it. This was the salad of 1995. The Salad of 2009 is a whole different ballgame. The S of 09 is all about CHOICES.

My favorite example of this can be found in the "make your own salad" section of Lenny's. You can load up on all of the protein, carbs, sugar (and a few veges if you must) that you so desire. 

My personal fave: chicken, jack cheese, walnuts, tomatoes, chick peas, broccoli and sometimes, depending on how bad of a day I am having, an extra scoop of a different cheese...likely feta. Top it off with a big scoop of balsamic V and you are done. 

my lap today

please notice that there is no food on it even though i have already consumed breakfast, lunch, and a leftover miso soup as a snack. 

Hungry

Ami: I love pumpernickel bagels more than I love certain people is this shameful?

Liz: Nope. I'd take a homemade rice krispie treat over 98% of my fam and friends. 

Ami: I'd marry a bathtub full of guac. 

Liz: Tot. I'd give up sex for a year for cheese quesadillas with sour cream. 

Ami: I want a rowboat full of pork tacos. Let's go to Mexico. 

We are Ami and Liz. This is our blog about food. We are not foodies who like things with strange names and flavors that only grow in remote mountain caves. Velveeta-based dishes are just as dandy as a nice box of truffles. 

BTW- Any misspellings are due to edible residue lodged inconveniently in our keyboards. Apologies.